:: Journal of Jabber ::

:: 12/09/2004 ::

Samuel: (remember? the Communications teacher) "Why did I not see you in lecture last week?"
Girl: "Umm... I sit in the back and you always sit in the front... so..."
Samuel: "No no no. I did not see you... because I cannot see!!"
~Samuel cracking a joke about his blindness

:: kara 5:39 PM [+] ::
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"I wish I was an internet-tichian."
~Dana (other roommate) making up her own word

:: kara 5:30 PM [+] ::
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"Kara... did you ever realize you talk to inanimate objects?"
~Kim (one of Kara's roommates) pointing out a strange trait

:: kara 5:29 PM [+] ::
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"Dude, there's a cop outside my window. He's been there with his lights on for like 15 minutes. Seriously... like, I'm glad I'm not epileptic..."
~Kara getting frustrated

:: kara 5:27 PM [+] ::
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"I eat de ferret for de dinner!!"
~random comment accompanied by picture on a livejournal

:: kara 5:26 PM [+] ::
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Kit: "Everybody reach out and touch somebody toni-- OUCH!! I just got bit!!"
~Hilarious outburst in the tent

:: kara 8:33 PM [+] ::
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Kara: "I have to go wash my hands... and pee."
Swany: "At the same time??"
Leslie: "Yeah. It's called the tinkle-wash!! It's like a car wash for your hands!!"
Kara: "But it's free!!"
~More random fun at Pei Wei

:: kara 8:30 PM [+] ::
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Swany: "Some of them have never even been in a show..."
Leslie: "Some of them have never orgasmed..."
~Completely random statement by none other than Leslie

:: kara 8:22 PM [+] ::
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"Ooh, Kara... hottie at 4 o'clock... 3 o'clock... 2 O'CLOCK!!"
~Leslie trying to subtly point out a hottie

:: kara 8:19 PM [+] ::
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'My sociology professor said something about "getting off" and then quickly apologized for being "totally inappropriate."(this was soon after I spotted her bellybutton ring)'
~Emily's comment about one of her teachers

:: kara 4:55 PM [+] ::
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"Say you're talking about baseball... like pee wee... where all the little kids are out there peeing their pants... but their cute and it's fun to watch."
~Does this statement scare anyone other than me? And yes, it is my infamous english teacher.

:: kara 4:53 PM [+] ::
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"I'm not going to grade hard on spelling." (no duh, Sherlock)
"My theory on spelling is this... if the spell checker can't give me the right word, then it's spelled wrong."
~What?? Does he make ANY sense? Any sense at all??

:: kara 4:50 PM [+] ::
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More English Teacher Mistakes:
abbre. (he abbreviated abbreviate)
arguementation (argumentation... and note that he did this while copying out of the book)
senoray (scenery)
stratagies, stratgies (strategies)
"punc..." (Student says "t-u-a") "Umm... 'punct.' There. That'll work."
obitury (obituary)
releive (relieve)
vactions (vacations)
~And will the wonders never cease!?!

:: kara 4:42 PM [+] ::
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Psychology teacher: "When I was younger, I was always put into those 'special ed.' classes. They didn't know what was wrong with me. At the time, if they didn't know, they would just put down 'minimal brain damage.' And it's never been diagnosed, so it isn't official, but I have ADHD. Or maybe, ADD. Or both."
~So, there's an English teacher that can't spell, a Communications teacher that can't communicate properly, and a Psychology teacher with a mental deficiency. Go UNT.

:: kara 1:56 PM [+] ::
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Communications teacher quotes:
(Note: teacher is from Africa, so all quotes are said in THICK accent)
"My name is Samuel Muwanguzi. I am writing it on the bo- wait... is it writing? I can't tell..."
(Now Note: teacher announces that he is legally blind)
"This is my walking stick. Do not be scared; I will not hit you with my walking stick."
"I do not know my way around campus yet. So, if you see me walking and I am going the wrong way, just turn me around and say, 'Samuel, you are going the wrong way!!'"
(Another Note: teacher's accent sounds just like 'Rafiki' from The Lion King... you know, the monkey)
~The man cannot see and speaks with a THICK, hard to understand accent, and he is teaching Communications?

:: kara 1:51 PM [+] ::
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English teacher writes the following on the board:
"Please write down:
who you are
where your from
what your intrests are or what intrests you"
Also, he has written the following:
antee (anti)
envoirement (environment)
neccary, neccsary (necessary)
personel (personal)
Not to mention the fact that this is his first year teaching and he JUST quit his long-time job at Sonic.
~And this guy is teaching me ENGLISH?

:: kara 1:47 PM [+] ::
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"A lapdance... ooh boy..."
~Leslie's sarcastic response to an annoying boy
:: kara 9:50 PM [+] ::
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"I just looked at his butt!!"
*moments later*
"Agh, I looked at it again!!"
~Kara's confessions just like the movie 'What Women Want'
:: kara 9:49 PM [+] ::
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"For the love of Mikey!!"
~Frustrations that just happen to include the same name as a waiter
:: kara 9:48 PM [+] ::
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"I'm sorry that I don't want you kissing my neck with strange men in my house."
~Kara's response to a very weird morning
:: kara 9:46 PM [+] ::
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*baby cries*
Leslie: "Shut up!!"
*silence*
*baby cries again*
Leslie: "SHUT UP OR I'LL KILL YOU!!"
*silence*
~Hilarious outburst during the movie
:: kara 9:46 PM [+] ::
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Harry Potter: "I don't care where I go. Anywhere is better than here!!"
Kara: "You could stay at my house ANYTIME!!"
*audience bursts out laughing*
~Odd coincidence that the audience was laughing right after that comment
:: kara 9:44 PM [+] ::
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Kara: "Okay, get this. I just now realized that the E.L. Fudge cookies had the word 'elf' at the beginning of the name. Isn't that crazy?"
Blinn: *blank stare* "Okay... get like 10 feet away from me. I can't even be near you right now."
~Kara being an absolute idiot
:: kara 8:02 AM [+] ::
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Blinn: "Mother of Jesus..."
Kara: "No!! Don't talk about the mother of Jesus!!"
~Kara trying to keep Blinn appropriate
:: kara 8:01 AM [+] ::
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Colonel Angus
~Skit from SNL that was supposed to stand for something else that no one understood and didn't think was very funny
:: kara 8:00 AM [+] ::
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"And I was confused and I didn't know what to do. Because I don't squeeze thumb, I give thumb... no wait..."
~Kit sounding quite obscene
:: kara 8:00 AM [+] ::
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Swany: "I used to love my grandma so much because she always had M&Ms with her. And then I found out that it was because she had diabetes... and I felt really bad because sometimes I would steal them. And she died a few years later."
*everyone laughs*
Kara: "Swany, you killed your grandma because you stole her M&Ms!!"
~Good times late at night
:: kara 7:58 AM [+] ::
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"Wow, look at that. I used to look so sickly ... and now I'm so gross looking. I love my life."
~Leslie talking about her change from tanning
:: kara 7:57 AM [+] ::
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Spotlighter: "Okay, what animal is he acting like?"
First Boy: "...a goat?"
Spotlighter: "No, it's not a goat..."
Second Boy: "...a goat?"
~Hilarious children at Gold Day
:: kara 7:53 AM [+] ::
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"When I die, I want to donate my eyes to Stevie Wonder."
~Leslie's hilarious outburst
:: kara 7:52 AM [+] ::
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"Oh yeah, that's just the kind of field I want to play on."
~Kara trying to make an analogy and failing horribly
:: kara 7:52 AM [+] ::
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N/A: "They have beer in Rowlett."
Blake: "Ooh, you should get a big bucket and splash it."
~Blake being downright odd
:: kara 7:51 AM [+] ::
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"Bloody Sockets"
~title given to the day of destruction
:: kara 6:14 PM [+] ::
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Lightbooth, Plays, Hitler, Divorce, Moving, Disappointment, Rage, Killed Pets, Diabetes, Broken Electronics, etc.
~some of the many reasons for the destruction from Office Space re-enactment

:: kara 6:10 PM [+] ::
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"Taylor, I never considered you to be such an angry child."
~Emily's reaction to Taylor's destruction
:: kara 6:09 PM [+] ::
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"Eat its heart. You'll get its computer... wisdom."
~Humorous yet confusing statement
:: kara 6:06 PM [+] ::
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Sikes: "Did you find an indian?"
Rachel: "No, but I killed one!!"
~Rachel's hilarious comment on Office Space day
:: kara 6:05 PM [+] ::
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"Multicolored Magical Goose"
"Multicolored Golden Goose"
"Multicolored Goose"
"Technicolor Magical Goose"
"Technicolor Golden Goose"
"Technicolor Goose"
~What WAS the Goose's 'title' anyway?
:: kara 1:54 PM [+] ::
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"PRETZEL MY WETZEL!!"
~Rachel shouting some sillyness
:: kara 1:53 PM [+] ::
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"Hey, they weren't related were they? Audrey and Katharine?"
~David amazing people in a chat
:: kara 1:51 PM [+] ::
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"Good Charlotte doesn't like girls, Good Charlotte likes boys dipped in honey!!"
*sung to one of Good Charlotte's songs*
~Rachel's little brothers humorous edited version
:: kara 1:50 PM [+] ::
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David: "I told my dad I was autistic... but I forgot what it meant, so I let it slide."
*confusion*
Brent: "He said, 'I thought my dad was autistic... but I forgot what it meant, so I let it slide."
David: *continuing on* "...because I was never home... so I just told him I was autistic."
~Absolutely hilarious dialect
:: kara 1:46 PM [+] ::
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"Leslie, you go... and you make out. Because sometimes girls, well, we just need to make out!!"
~Excellent advice from Kara
:: kara 6:10 PM [+] ::
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"I AM SUCH GOOD LUCK!!"
~Kara getting excited about certain phone calls
:: kara 6:09 PM [+] ::
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"That guy had black spiky hair, he lit a cigarette, and looked at me!!"
~Leslie being hilarious when she freaked out
:: kara 6:08 PM [+] ::
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"Boo. You whore."
~Line from "Mean Girls" that was too good to pass up
:: kara 6:08 PM [+] ::
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"One more thing... How do you feel about boot earrings?"
"Just one question.... How do you feel about Colonel Sanders?"
~Questions asked to auditioners at callbacks
:: kara 9:27 PM [+] ::
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"Okay, I just want you to know, you look like a complete idiot. That is ridiculous. That is all I need to see, now please leave my sight."
~Kara's harsh but true ending statements during callbacks
:: kara 9:26 PM [+] ::
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"Whoa, Spock just gave you a wedgie!!"
~Rachel's GREAT outburst
:: kara 9:25 PM [+] ::
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Leslie: "Okay, and have you paid royalties to your monologue writer?"
*auditioner says no*
Leslie: "Ooh... hmm... grounds for disqualification... continue!!"
~More great input from Leslie, loud enough for all to hear, of course
:: kara 9:24 PM [+] ::
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"Okay, wow. I am REALLY not feeling that Klingon mating ritual. It is a GOOD thing I'm not a Klingon."
~Kara making Greenberg upset during his callback
:: kara 9:24 PM [+] ::
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"Is that 'Chad' you are talking about in your monologue... Chad Kimmel, by chance?"
~Leslie's hilarious inquiry
:: kara 9:19 PM [+] ::
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"I can't believe he just 'popped a squat' on our stage!!"
~Kara's reaction to Jordan's callback
:: kara 9:18 PM [+] ::
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Rachel: "You are now chasing after The Beatles."
*Becca Boone leans over, looking at the ground*
*slight confusion from the seniors*
Kara: "Ooh!! No, no, no. Not beetles, on the floor. THE Beatles."
~Humorous misinterpretation
:: kara 9:17 PM [+] ::
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"I'm not feeling that you REALLY want this dog..."
~Leslie getting onto Kim on her monologue
:: kara 9:15 PM [+] ::
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*blackout*
"DUMP!! Dump on my head!!"
*lights up*
"Ooh donkey, you BETTER back up!!"
~Kim's excellent portrayal of having a donkey dump on her head...
:: kara 9:14 PM [+] ::
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"Oh, I can do that!! I can do that!!"
~Lindsey Teel getting excited about her callback
:: kara 9:13 PM [+] ::
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"...oh dear God..."
~Brent's reaction to part of his callback
:: kara 9:12 PM [+] ::
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Mizatche: "You do know what 'goosing' is, right?"
Everyone: *blinking*
Mizatche: "It's where you stick your thumb up someone's butt."
Everyone: "EWW!!"
Mizatche: "Oh come on. It's not that big of a deal. That was how we found entertainment when I was your age."
Everyone: "NO!! THAT IS TOO MUCH!! WAY TOO MUCH INFORMATION!!"
~Mizatche revealing a bit too much personal information about her childhood
:: kara 7:38 PM [+] ::
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Natalie: *singing* "Drop it like it's hard, drop it like it's hard."
Blinn: "Natalie... it's 'Drop it like it's hot.' "
Natalie: "But why would you drop something if it's hot?"
~Natalie being quite confused
:: kara 7:34 PM [+] ::
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"I hate BEANS!!... I hate Blinn's new shoes!!... I hate my lines!!"
~Kara being silly and loud
:: kara 7:32 PM [+] ::
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Various Spotlighters: "DIE (unknown) DIE!!"
Kit: "Did they just say 'DIE TAYLOR DIE?' "
Taylor: "Well, it was either Taylor or Hitler... I couldn't tell."
~Possible subliminal messages screamed by some Spotlighters
:: kara 5:14 PM [+] ::
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"I think we should all wear our Spotlight shirts tomorrow. I don't know about you, but Spotlight is definitely MY favorite sport."
~Kit talking about what to wear for "Sports Day"
:: kara 5:12 PM [+] ::
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*girls scream at Franklin, though he isn't really there*
Mizatche: *screams and falls back* "I HATE YOU!! I HATE YOU!! GET OUT!!"
~Nice practical joke played
:: kara 8:36 PM [+] ::
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"It was Ms. Cross' bag!!"
~If you don't get it, you must have missed it
:: kara 8:35 PM [+] ::
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*Kit's away message says "on the phone"*
Kara: (over the phone) "Ooh, you're on the phone, and I bet it's with me!!"
~Kara being a little too hyper
:: kara 8:31 PM [+] ::
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Taylor: "It's called 'Little Dead Riding Hood.' "
Rachel: "Oh great!! Let's act out an episode of 'The Sopranos' while we're at it..."
~Rachel's hilarious outburst
:: kara 9:06 PM [+] ::
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"Wait, you call him Tunker Toot? Is that like 'Tunk or Toot?' "
~Mizatche being confused about the reasoning behind Taylor's nickname
:: kara 9:05 PM [+] ::
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*Alia is involved in a car accident*
Paramedic: "Did your air bag deploy?"
*Alia looks over at the intact air bag compartment*
Alia: "...no..."
Paramedic: "Were you ejected from the vehicle?"
*Alia glances down at herself and looks up*
Alia: "...no..."
~Silly paramedic required to ask silly things
:: kara 3:56 PM [+] ::
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Lindsey: "I want someone to pretend to be Marguerite."
Mizatche: "NO!! Marguerite is DEAD!!"
~Mizatche apparently being sick of the show
:: kara 3:49 PM [+] ::
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Mizatche: "Whose are these?"
Class: "Bridgette's."
Mizatche: "...Who is Bridgette?"
~Mizatche not understanding the name we've been calling Brittnee all year...
:: kara 3:47 PM [+] ::
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*Leslie pulls up and pays money for food at Wendy's*
*IF U C Jordan comes on and Leslie turns up the volume and drives off*
Kara: "Umm, Leslie... you didn't get the food..."
~Leslie being hilarious and forgetful
:: kara 3:46 PM [+] ::
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*while moving costumes, some bloomers fall*
Taylor: "Ahh!! Panties!! Panties!!"
David: "Get them away!!"
*Kara walks over and takes bloomers away*
*Boys breathe sigh of relief*
~Silly boys being scared of "panties"
:: kara 3:44 PM [+] ::
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"The baby, the baby, the baby's on fire. We don't need no preacher, let the demon child burn."
"Burn, baby, burn!! Witch's Inferno!!"
~Songs reformed especially for a show at the UIL competition
:: kara 8:30 PM [+] ::
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"Everytime you sing, God kills a kitten!!"
~Christine trying to get the girls to stop singing
:: kara 8:30 PM [+] ::
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"Has anyone seen my wife?"
"Do you need a chair, Suzanne?"
"I'll go see if I can find the preacher..."
~Taylor's grand improvization
:: kara 9:55 PM [+] ::
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"...Well, I noticed you have an engagement ring on..."
~Leslie's wonderful cover-up when going blank on a line
:: kara 9:53 PM [+] ::
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"...just a bit senile..."
~Rachel's comment after she forgot to take off her choir robe for a later scene
:: kara 9:52 PM [+] ::
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Waiter: *singing for joke* " 'Andy' walks with me, 'Andy' talks with me..."
Lindsey: "OOH!! My mom used to sing that to me when I was little..."
~Lindsey cutting in and being quite amusing
:: kara 9:50 PM [+] ::
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Kara: "Hey Kit, how did you get here?"
Kit: "I walked..."
Kara: "WHAT!?!"
Kit: "No, no, just kidding... *sarcastically* I rode my bike..."
*ON THE WAY HOME*
Kara: "Wait, Kit, what about your bike!?!"
~Kara not realizing how dumb she was being
:: kara 12:30 AM [+] ::
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Robby: "It's just dumb to have high school kids trying to go trick-or-treating. I refuse to give anyone candy over the age of... 12."
Blake: "But how would you know if they're 12? Are we gonna start making little kids carry around an I.D., too??"
~Odd but funny conversation late at night
:: kara 12:29 AM [+] ::
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"Oh my gosh. I am the luckiest sophomore ever. I am at Taylor Dodgen's house. And he is in the next room without a shirt on. I have to call some of my sophomore friends and let them know!! And then, I'm going to steal something from his house and sell it on e-bay!! I can't wait!! *girlish squeal*"
~Kit being hilarious about the situation around her
:: kara 12:23 AM [+] ::
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*Taylor goes to put Aloe Vera on his sunburn*
Blake: "Ooh, Taylor just took his shirt off..."
*seconds later*
Blake: "Ooh, his pants are off, too!! TAKE IT OFF TAYLOR!!"
*Blake tries to get a better peek into Taylor's room*
~Funny times and a lying Blakery
:: kara 12:21 AM [+] ::
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Blake: "I'm going to wear a pink shirt."
Taylor: "Pink?? Why pink?"
Blake: "Well, I let Katie pick it out. She's a girl, girl's have good taste."
Kara: "Blakery, she picked out a pink shirt for you to wear. You think that's good taste??"
~Blakery being lazy and confused
:: kara 12:15 AM [+] ::
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*random talk about bra sizes*
Taylor: "Oh, I think I'm at least a 12-A."
*Kara busts out laughing*
~Poor Taylor not understanding the math behind bra sizes
:: kara 12:11 AM [+] ::
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*tap on Kara's shoulder and she turns around*
*Kara suppresses a scream as she runs away from Taylor hiding in the curtains*
~One of the pranks played backstage... jerks...
:: kara 2:13 PM [+] ::
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"Am I getting through that thick little head of yours?!"
~Matt's rephrasing of "Am I getting through that thick skull of yours?!"
:: kara 2:12 PM [+] ::
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"...intestinical difficulty..."
~Bridgette's mistake instead of saying "intestinal difficulty"
:: kara 2:12 PM [+] ::
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Taylor: "You know what movie I watched last night, that was really good?... Antwone Fisher..."
*Kara starts to cry*
~Ironic happening in Spotlight
:: kara 2:11 PM [+] ::
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*people doing the hokey-pokey backstage*
Rachel: "Only in Spotlight can you do the hokey-pokey and have people actually join in..."
~Fun times during rehearsal
:: kara 8:23 PM [+] ::
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Mizatche: "Brent, I'm going to ask you a personal question... have you ever smoked?"
Brent: "No."
Mizatche: "Well, unfortunately, I have. So I'm going to show you how."
Christine: *whispers* "No Brent. Let ME show you how!!"
~Christine revealing her secret smoking ways
:: kara 7:07 PM [+] ::
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*Swany hides in the curtain waiting to scare Kara*
Swany: "Leslie, call Kara!!"
Leslie: "I can't..."
Swany: "Why not?"
*Leslie holds up prop phone*
Leslie: "My phone isn't working."
~Leslie's humorous joke backstage
:: kara 7:02 PM [+] ::
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*Mizatche bends over to fix a pylon*
*alarm sound goes off*
~perfect timing on the sound effects
:: kara 6:51 PM [+] ::
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Brent: "Sorry, I got distracted. Leslie was laughing."
Leslie: "No I wasn't!! Shut up you little dump!!"
~Leslie defending herself
:: kara 6:51 PM [+] ::
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"The kissing was worse... *strange sounds*"
~One of the strange outbursts from the sleeping Swany
:: kara 3:32 PM [+] ::
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Taylor: "Whoa, the dog just farted on me!!... oh no wait... that was my cell phone..."
~Hilarious mistake made by Taylor
:: kara 3:31 PM [+] ::
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w00t 4 Ewan: screw girls.
mysocolove: no thank you.
~Good times talking on AIM
:: kara 3:30 PM [+] ::
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w00t 4 Ewan: nounlt owa yaynunfortunatley i dont know hat your saying or what inm saying!!
~Kit's IM while she's typing in her closet... does ANYONE know what that first part is supposed to say??
:: kara 5:52 PM [+] ::
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Taylor: "Hey, that used to be my bear!!"
Kara: "Awe, well now I'm using it as my baby."
Lindsey: "Wait, Taylor gave Kara her baby!?! I will not stand for this!!"
~Funny times during rehearsal
:: kara 5:51 PM [+] ::
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Mizatche: "...I don't want you to call me 'H.'"
Rachel: "What if we call you Ms. 'Huuuuh?'"
~Rachel making a silly suggestion
:: kara 5:47 PM [+] ::
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Kit: "Kara... give your baby back to him... C'mon Kara..."
Taylor: "Will you please impregnate me again?"
~Kit and Taylor trying to get Kara to give the "baby" (AKA Taylor's Backpack) back
:: kara 7:09 PM [+] ::
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"Two Prince Charmings and a Dagger"
"Chainsaw and Two Hardboiled Eggs"
~Leslie's incredibly funny and random names for... well, you know... and if you don't, I'M sure not gonna be the one to tell you...
:: kara 6:53 PM [+] ::
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Kit: "Jesus got the knob!! Jesus got the knob!!" *repeat*
Kara: "Satan's got the car keys. Satan's got the car keys." *repeat*
Rachel: "Devil Incarnate. Devil Incarnate." *repeat*
~Another wonderful rap in the making
:: kara 6:46 PM [+] ::
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Taylor: *beatbox repeated*
Kara: "SHUT UP!! SHUT UP!!" *repeat*
Emily: "I'M GONNA KILL US!! I'M GONNA KILL US!!" *repeat*
Rachel: "Get that out of your mouth. Get that out of your mouth." *repeat*
Kit: "Woman's... earring..." *repeat*
Leslie: "Vroom Vroom Swerve... Vroom Vroom Swerve" *repeat*
~Awesome improv rap from Dearly Departed
:: kara 6:45 PM [+] ::
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Mark: "Okay Robby, which one would be faster? Should I turn on 66 or just go straight?"
*long pause as Robby thinks*
Robby: *right as we pass under the green light at 66* "Well, if you have a green light, 66 would be better."
~Robby's hilarious timing
:: kara 6:37 PM [+] ::
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"IT'S MARDI GRA!! WAKE UP KARA!! MARDI GRA'S HERE!!"
~Kara's wonderful wake up service (AKA Emily and Christine)
:: kara 8:17 PM [+] ::
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emstr45: (ok interrupt me at anytime now)
emstr45: or just leave me hangin
emstr45: its all good
emstr45: i like talking to myself
emstr45: i really do
emstr45: sometimes when i'm all alone, i sing
emstr45: and then i talk to myself some more
~Emily after Kara left her computer for a few minutes
:: kara 5:12 PM [+] ::
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"DUMPY!!"
~Leslie's attention-grabber
:: kara 5:00 PM [+] ::
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Lindsey: "When are we gonna get started?!"
Taylor: "IN A MINUTE!!!!... *whispers* I'm fighting anger with anger..."
~Funny outburst during rehearsal
:: kara 5:00 PM [+] ::
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"What if during the actual play I accidently knock Bud over and he gets a concussion and can't do the rest of the show!?!"
~Christine's fear in the show
:: kara 4:58 PM [+] ::
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"Beelzebub"
(said like 'beetle without the "t" + bub')
~Lindsey's pronunciation
:: kara 4:55 PM [+] ::
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Kara: "I'm auditioning for my face."
Kit: "You'll win!!"
~Random times at lunch
:: kara 4:54 PM [+] ::
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Kara: "He's after us. He's disguised himself as an old, fat man."
Kit: "...which one??"
~Revelation of all the old, fat men at Culver's
:: kara 11:11 AM [+] ::
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"Hell... HELL... Hello?? *taps screen* I said call HELL!!"
~Kara trying to get the phone to work
:: kara 11:10 AM [+] ::
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"Call Hell."
~Kit's new voice tag on her cell phone
:: kara 11:10 AM [+] ::
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Kit: "Why do they call it a 'shake' anyway?"
Kit and Kara: "Shake, shake, shake. Shake, shake, shake. SHAKE YOUR BOOTY!!"
~Funny dessert times
:: kara 11:09 AM [+] ::
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"Hello. I'm a pedophile and here's your choices for tonight..."
~Kara and Kit's interpretation of the man at Culver's
:: kara 11:07 AM [+] ::
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Kit: "Whoa, T-M-I..."
Amanda: "Yeah, H-O-T!!"
Kit: "Wait, what?"
Amanda: "Well, you were spelling something, so I did, too. You were like, 'T-O-R.' "
Kit: "Actually I said, 'T-M-I.' "
Amanda: "Oh yeah!! Well, I was thinking it might have been T-I-M."
Kara: *laughs* "T-I-M?? Too Information Much!!"
:: kara 8:52 PM [+] ::
...

Kara: "KIT GIVENS!!"
Kit: "WHAT??"
*Kara cowers away*
Kara: "...just wanted to test how your name sounded on my lips..."
~Odd randomness in Spotlight
:: kara 8:47 PM [+] ::
...

"Children are not they're all crapped up to be..."
~Blinn's mistake instead of saying "cracked up to be"
:: kara 8:47 PM [+] ::
...

"...grieving window..."
~Lindsey's new way of saying "grieving widow"
:: kara 8:46 PM [+] ::
...

"Hair of Salvation..."
~Lindsey's miscommunication
:: kara 8:45 PM [+] ::
...

"John Bunyan"
~Taylor's new name for PAUL Bunyan
:: kara 8:44 PM [+] ::
...

Kara: "But I'm his sister. I'm supposed to make him happy!!"
Kit: "I'm his mom and I sleep with him. What's the difference??"
~Conversation about strange family tree mix-ups
:: kara 8:44 PM [+] ::
...

"I guess we just like it kinky."
~Kara being weird
:: kara 8:43 PM [+] ::
...

"I'll probably have to get my annual shot in the butt this week."
~Kit's WAY TOO random comment
:: kara 6:43 PM [+] ::
...

"You are my fresh grass in a yard full of dog dookie!!"
~Really weird analogy, but flattering... riiight...
:: kara 6:42 PM [+] ::
...

"... twice... with soap..."
~Kit's strange but funny habit
:: kara 6:41 PM [+] ::
...

"Oh yes, this is Miss... ter... yes, Mister..."
~Kit and her HILARIOUS impression
:: kara 6:40 PM [+] ::
...

Kara: "Robby, you're not just going to throw those away, are you?"
Robby: "Throw away?... Or just... throw?"
~Kara and Robby talking about the paper ammunition
:: kara 6:37 PM [+] ::
...

"I wanna go blind so I can get a free dog!!"
~Leslie being random at lunch
:: kara 6:36 PM [+] ::
...

Leslie: "Happy Boobs!! ... I bet the substitute didn't hear that!!"
Sub: "Yes I did... I LIKED IT!!"
~REALLY scary quote from Mr. Hermit Substitute
:: kara 2:12 PM [+] ::
...

"Leslie's Birthday Song"
"Monologues"
"Cast Party Medley"
"Missing Mizatche"
"Taylor and the Substitute"
"Patterns"
~MORE grand songs in Spotlight
:: kara 2:11 PM [+] ::
...

"STAR!!"
~Rachel's and Kara's random word
:: kara 2:04 PM [+] ::
...

"Rachel..." *whispers secret*
*Rachel runs off the road*
Rachel's feared reaction
:: kara 2:04 PM [+] ::
...

"Wedgie"
"Cupcakes"
"Grandma and Grapes"
"Ball and Socket Joints"
"John the Rat"
"Lindsey Sikes"
"Nana Bear"
"Stuart Johnson"
"Adrienne the [Black] Janitor/Punk"
"Signal"
~GREAT songs from the cast party
:: kara 11:24 AM [+] ::
...

"And we were like, 'Please just wear socks!!' And he was always like, 'I will.' But he just didn't!!"
"Pfft!!"
"I had gushed my head open!!"
~Just a few of Lindsey's completely random stories (some with no real point)
:: kara 11:24 AM [+] ::
...

"It's her roommate, Mr. Phil..."
"Oh... that's MY roommate... Mr. Phil..."
~Taylor's funny slip-up
:: kara 11:22 AM [+] ::
...

Rachel: "Can you snap in a 'W?' Huh? Can you? Can you snap in a swirl? I can snap all over the world!!"
Christine: "Girl, I KNOW where your trailer's parked tonight. WATCH your back!!"
~Just a tiny part of the Jerry Springer saga in the dressing room
:: kara 11:18 AM [+] ::
...

"Dear Friends, I would like to apologize for my blatant--"
~Excellent improv for Greenberg
:: kara 11:16 AM [+] ::
...

"I've got this disease called procrastination."
~More randomness from lunch
:: kara 11:16 AM [+] ::
...

"I'm an Uh-Oh Oreo!!"
~Lunch randomness
:: kara 11:15 AM [+] ::
...

"Christine and kids are like butter and milk."
~Rachel's random analogy
:: kara 11:15 AM [+] ::
...

"So then *BBBUUURRRPPP!!!!*"
~The first of many burps backstage
:: kara 11:15 AM [+] ::
...

Kara: "Now THAT'S using our knockers."
Rachel: "Knockers?? HAHAHAHA!!!!"
Kara: "Noggin!! I meant noggin!!"
~Silly slip of the tongue
:: kara 11:14 AM [+] ::
...

Interviewer: "So, is there any particular place you like in the theatre?"
Blinn: "Yeah, the lightbooth and the couch."
Interviewer: "Any particular reason?"
Blinn: "No... none that I can say..."
~Funnyness on Rock Collection
:: kara 10:07 PM [+] ::
...

Andrew: "Keep your paws off the luggage, toots."
(NOTE: Andrew says "toots" with long O's... like another way of saying fart)
*everyone laughs*
Andrew: "Sorry, I don't know how to say it!!"
Mizatche: "That's okay, it's not like everyone--"
Kara: "Dude, EVERYONE knows how to say toots."
Mizatche: (whispering) "Shh, I'm trying to make him feel better."
~Funny times at rehearsal
:: kara 10:05 PM [+] ::
...

Kid: "I'm sorry, I'm not bendy like that."
Kara: "Bendy? Or maybe FLEXIBLE."
~Kid being dumb in class
:: kara 8:52 PM [+] ::
...

"Pepper Ann, I'm carrying your child."
~Randomness at lunch
:: kara 8:51 PM [+] ::
...

Kara: "Oh well, you're a sophomore."
Kit: "Ouch, I thought we were past this."
Kara: "Oh, I am. In fact, I'm two years past it."
~Kara being harsh but truthful
:: kara 12:24 PM [+] ::
...

"I'm going to go have sex now... that was a joke."
~Randomness at Robby's
:: kara 12:23 PM [+] ::
...

Kit: "Now you're just trying to cover up for your stupidity."
Blake: "...and that's okay!!"
~Blake being silly
:: kara 12:22 PM [+] ::
...

Kit: "I rode from my house to Chandler's."
Blake: "Yeah, I saw him at a Robotics Meeting."
~Blake being dumb, yet funny
:: kara 12:21 PM [+] ::
...

Kara: "It's like... you get the rabbit foot, but the rabbit is still alive... there's a forest somewhere, with all these little... lumpy bunnies!! THEY HAVE NO FEET!!"
Kit: "NO!! There is NO forest with lumpy bunnies!!"
Taylor: "Yeah, like Little Bunny Foo Foo!! What would he do? The field mice would attack him or something!!"
~The random conversation of lucky rabbit feet
:: kara 10:39 PM [+] ::
...

Kit: (pointing to lucky rabbit's foot) "Where did that come from?"
Kara: "... a rabbit..."
~Hilarious misunderstanding
:: kara 10:39 PM [+] ::
...

"She didn't flip you off completely. It was a flip-by. Because it was only halfway. See, it's kinda like a drive-by. It's like, 'Hey, I'm driving by. I might hit you, I might not.' "
~Kit explaining the flip-by
:: kara 10:12 PM [+] ::
...

"It's hard to move my mouth. It's like grhmmgrhmm cho...co...late..."
~Kara trying to describe one of Kit's cookies
:: kara 4:24 PM [+] ::
...

"So wait... do they call it surround sound because it kinda surrounds you??"
~Lindsey being SO blonde
:: kara 4:23 PM [+] ::
...

"It wasn't really a road hump... it was just like a hump in the road."
~Kara not realizing how dumb she was being
:: kara 4:22 PM [+] ::
...

*Taylor dashes off stage*
*awkward moment of stifled laughter*
Taylor: "Oh... there was more??"
*Taylor runs back to finish the scene*
~Sillyness at auditions
:: kara 6:01 PM [+] ::
...

"...I'll let you think about that one for a minute..."
~Kara being random
:: kara 5:59 PM [+] ::
...

Emily: "I should be president!!"
Kit: "No, I should!!"
Kara: "My DOG should be president!!"
~Randomness at lunch
:: kara 5:59 PM [+] ::
...

JaCk ThA bUiLdEr has left the room.
mysocolove: bye blinn!!
~Delayed reactions at their best
:: kara 6:01 PM [+] ::
...

"And you can refer any questions you may have to the packet."
*silence*
"Dear Packet... why the HELL did I just get pulled over??"
~Random hilariousness
:: kara 5:59 PM [+] ::
...

"She was like... umm... uh... umm.... oh, umm... uh... or not!!"
~Kara going completely BLANK on life
:: kara 5:13 PM [+] ::
...

Emily: "See? My dog is the only person that loves me."
Kara: "Whatever, I love you.... wait... your dog is a person?"
Emily: "Yeah, pathetic, isn't it?"
Kara: "More like... creepy beyond reason..."
~Random converation fun
:: kara 8:25 PM [+] ::
...

"And he was like, 'I feel like I'm doing my civil duty, sending those Mexicans back home.' And I was like, 'Dude, you ARE Mexican.' And he's just like, 'Whatever. I shine my spotlight into the river and I catch them swimming across and I just point my finger straight ahead and yell for them to SWIM BACK!!'"
~Bethany talking about one of her in-laws
:: kara 8:24 PM [+] ::
...

"Would you just BE QUIET!?!"
"Could you just... just COOL IT!?!"
~Evil substitute in Spotlight... oh the horror...
:: kara 10:51 PM [+] ::
...

Kit: "So check under your desk when you get to class."
Kara: "Did you tape a note under my desk?"
*Kit nods*
Kara: "That's SO awesome!! She taped a note under my desk!!"
Taylor: "You know where her desk is?...That's kind of creepy..."
~Kit's stalkerish ways being discovered
:: kara 10:38 PM [+] ::
...

Anyone: "Antwone Fisher!!"
*Kara starts to cry*
~Kara's reaction after seeing the movie "Antwone Fisher"
:: kara 10:36 PM [+] ::
...

Actual line: "I'm afraid that statue is in France."
Robby says: "I'm afraid that statue is in my pants."
~Scary randomness
:: kara 10:36 PM [+] ::
...

Kit: "I'm the waiter in the red tails."
Robby: "I'm that guy in the blue suit, with his back to the audience."
Kara: "I'm her earrings!!"
~Randomness during the movie
:: kara 10:35 PM [+] ::
...

*random chatperson saying dumb things*
w00t 4 Ewan: BLAH LA LA LA LA!!!!
mysocolove: what, like you're gonna drown him out??
~Kit being silly and dumb in the chatroom
:: kara 5:59 PM [+] ::
...

"Kara... your eyes... they attract me so... they're like a big pool of hottness, and I'm a little kid without my water wings... and I'm drowning!!"
~Rachel's wonderful pick-up line
:: kara 5:38 PM [+] ::
...

Real line: "I put a present for you on the table..."
Taylor says: "I put a present on you for the table..."
~Silly mistake in the show
:: kara 5:12 PM [+] ::
...

"Dude, if you continue at this rate... you will have kissed 1,013 different girls by the time you're dead..."
~Taylor's calculations of how many girls David will kiss
:: kara 5:11 PM [+] ::
...

"I'm the stage kissing floozy!!"
~Kara's new title
:: kara 5:10 PM [+] ::
...

"Philadelphia... tell your story once again, tell it like we were old friends..."
~Random chorus for The Philadelphia Story Song
:: kara 5:08 PM [+] ::
...

Taylor: "You sat in the same seat every night?"
Kit: "Yep, seat 14!!"
Taylor: "...that's sick..."
~Sillyness after the show
:: kara 5:07 PM [+] ::
...

"It's my BIRTHDAY!!"
~The Journal of Jabber... wait... it speaks??
:: kara 5:47 PM [+] ::
...

"I can't feel my hands!!"
~Kit yelling as ice cream drips down her hands
:: kara 6:37 PM [+] ::
...

Kara: "I need a fork!!"
Kit: "Kara, you don't use a fork with ice cream!!"
~Kara being dumb
:: kara 6:37 PM [+] ::
...

"Rock me to sleep mommy!!"
~Kara being random on the phone
:: kara 6:36 PM [+] ::
...

David: "So I start breaking down, crying..."
Taylor: "When was this?"
David: "Like... three months ago..."
~Hilariousness at Blake's house
:: kara 6:36 PM [+] ::
...

"He's the designated yawner!!"
"David's got a stunt yawner!!"
~Random comments about Taylor using the microphone for David's yawns
:: kara 6:35 PM [+] ::
...

"...QUIT LOOKING!!"
"...GO AWAY!!"
~Leslie randomly yelling at cars
:: kara 6:34 PM [+] ::
...

"I think I'm hearing forbidden things..."
~Kara as Kim is intentionally whispering loud in front of her
:: kara 6:33 PM [+] ::
...

"Grease... OOHH!!"
~Lauren freaking out about the grease in her food
:: kara 6:33 PM [+] ::
...

"Ooh Starbucks... I'll never drink Nazi..."
~Kit being random about Starbucks
:: kara 6:32 PM [+] ::
...

Mizatche: "Taylor... do you have a dingy thingy?"
Taylor: "Excuse me? Do I have a WHAT?"
*laughter*
Taylor: "Oh, is that what you kids are calling it these days?"
Kara: Oh yeah!! I have one!! No wait, wait, not one... like one... eep."
~Hilarious misunderstandings at rehearsal
:: kara 5:14 AM [+] ::
...

"I'm going to get me some chocolate milk!!"
~Robby being very random... yet truthful
:: kara 5:13 AM [+] ::
...

"...well... I need to get in touch with a friend of mine that I haven't spoken with in quite some time... sleep..."
~Kara really needing some sleep
:: kara 7:57 PM [+] ::
...

"Hey, remember that time I was telling a story and you interrupted me!?!"
*pause*
"Oh no wait... that was just NOW..."
~Leslie kidding around in the car
:: kara 3:19 PM [+] ::
...

Kit: "Hold on Journal... Mwaa ha ha... okay, sorry, I had to laugh..."
Kara: "Hehe... wait a second, I don't 'Mwaa!!' "
~Kit trying to be Kara... and failing
:: kara 3:15 PM [+] ::
...

"I know I'm hot... but what the heck are YOU doing!?!"
~Kit's random impression of Kara
:: kara 3:09 PM [+] ::
...

"Haha... I just called you 'spazbag'..."
~More of Kit's randomness
:: kara 4:51 PM [+] ::
...

"Okay... I'm going to tell you about my favorite food... beans. They are... well, they're kind of beany. And they grow on plants... your mom grows on plants..."
~Kit being random on the phone
:: kara 4:46 PM [+] ::
...

Swany: "Knowing Robby, he'd probably stomp on it..."
Kara: "Knowing my turtle, he'd probably fall off the stage..."
~Randomness at the work day
:: kara 4:43 PM [+] ::
...

"But you guys are girls!!"
~Taylor's random statement in the phone conversation
:: kara 4:42 PM [+] ::
...

Taylor: "I am so getting made fun of..."
Kara: "That's because it's so easy!!"
~Harsh funnyness while Taylor was on the phone
:: kara 4:42 PM [+] ::
...

"I'm a carnivore!!"
~Emily being random at lunch
:: kara 4:39 PM [+] ::
...

"Uh oh... Double Uh Oh... MAJOR Uh Oh!!"
~Random line in a book
:: kara 4:39 PM [+] ::
...

"I think during that time I'll hiccup and be getting cozy..."
~David's suggestion during blocking
:: kara 4:39 PM [+] ::
...

Kit: "She's gonna be mad at me for talking."
Lindsey: "She's gonna be mad at me for sucking."
~Sillyness at play practice
:: kara 4:38 PM [+] ::
...

"Eeeuueeehh"
~Leslie's hilarious random noise/impression
:: kara 4:37 PM [+] ::
...

*post office adventures*
~too much fun late at night
:: kara 4:37 PM [+] ::
...

"UTTERS!!"
~randomness while driving
:: kara 4:37 PM [+] ::
...

Taylor: "Okay, 1.. 2.. 3.. SUBJECT CHANGE!!"
Kit: "So, socks... I'm wearing some, what about you?"
~Total randomness in the conversations
:: kara 5:46 PM [+] ::
...

*random mentioning of cats*
~A really unusual dare
:: kara 4:00 PM [+] ::
...

"Lez is a lez, kiss a girl!"
~One of the many random dares
:: kara 3:53 PM [+] ::
...

*hyperventilation/panic attack*
~Kara after certain incidents at a certain sleepover
:: kara 3:52 PM [+] ::
...

"You hear this?!..."
*silence*
"This is what it's gonna be like on Monday because you didn't come to the party."
*hang up*
~One of the... very many messages left on Taylor's cell phone
:: kara 3:45 PM [+] ::
...

"If you're not Taylor... put this one back..."
~The phrase that always appeared on Kit's dares
:: kara 3:43 PM [+] ::
...

*random butt pictures*
~hilarious prank played at the sleepover
:: kara 3:41 PM [+] ::
...

"Let's play another round of Dares... only... all the dares have to be about Swany!!"
~Leslie's wonderful idea
:: kara 3:40 PM [+] ::
...

"Oh, I am a viking!! And I have come to steal your land. Oh yes, and I will rob your ships..."
~Kim being random while wearing the infamous viking helmet
:: kara 3:39 PM [+] ::
...

"Hey Kit, you could have won something!!"
*Kit looks for prize*
"No... you didn't..."
~Kara being random at lunch
:: kara 3:38 PM [+] ::
...

*cell phone incident*
~crazy randomness that takes place in the wee hours of sleepovers
:: kara 3:36 PM [+] ::
...

"Someone just licked my face... I think it was your mom!!"
~Jeremy being random and very funny
:: kara 3:35 PM [+] ::
...

"plano is bad in a bad way"
~written on the jacket guards' car hood
:: kara 3:34 PM [+] ::
...

"It's genius!! I wish I could meet CiCi..."
~Blake talking about CiCi's pizza
:: kara 8:43 PM [+] ::
...

"And if you have trouble in math you can get tutoring from the basketball team!!"
~Hilarious advertisement for UTD
:: kara 8:39 PM [+] ::
...

"Taylor, no matter how hard you try, you'll never have as much butt action as me!!"
~Robby once again being random
:: kara 8:38 PM [+] ::
...

"I am imbued with the power of blanket!!"
~Robby being so hilarious and random
:: kara 8:37 PM [+] ::
...

"I'll be the scout!!"
~Kit being completely random at the campout
:: kara 8:37 PM [+] ::
...

"Hey mom... okay, click on the powerpoint presentation..."
~Kit trying to help her poor computer illiterate mommy
:: kara 8:36 PM [+] ::
...

"...he's a closet corruption..."
~Kara about Taylor's Spotlight Corruption
:: kara 8:35 PM [+] ::
...

"Kara, I can't believe I gave birth to you. Well... your wife did. No, not your wife. My wife. Well actually, I just kinda helped a little..."
~Rachel's random impression of Kara's dad
:: kara 10:13 AM [+] ::
...

*COUGH* *GAG* *COUGH*
~Swany upset about certain phrases heard in her "sleep"
:: kara 10:12 AM [+] ::
...

"What time is it?"
~The newest "what were you thinking?" question
:: kara 10:11 AM [+] ::
...

"You guys are SO WEEEIRD!!"
"I wish you would just GO AWAY!!"
~Swany whining in her "sleep"
:: kara 10:10 AM [+] ::
...

"I remember Kit touching my hair... then I woke up alone..."
~David mourning over his restless sleep
:: kara 8:58 PM [+] ::
...

"You want me to pick her up and do something??"
*pause*
"DINAH!! ... SANCTUARY!!"
~Taylor trying to do his own blocking
:: kara 8:34 PM [+] ::
...

"Thank God for Robby having separate body parts!!"
~Amanda talking about Robby shading her eyes from the light
:: kara 8:34 PM [+] ::
...

"I can hear you flailing..."
~Kara talking to Amanda about her random sign language
:: kara 8:33 PM [+] ::
...

"Holy freaking guacamole!!"
~Alia getting excited about a close parking spot
:: kara 8:32 PM [+] ::
...

"I'm dead brain... or maybe brain dead..."
~Kara with lack of sleep
:: kara 5:32 PM [+] ::
...

"I don't have one, but if I did... I'd probably name it and talk to it a lot..."
~Amanda telling what she'd do if she had a diamond
:: kara 5:31 PM [+] ::
...

"Ex-wife Hate Crimes!!"
~Taylor complaining after Kara marked on his arm with a highlighter
:: kara 5:28 PM [+] ::
...

"I just realized that the Quaker Oat guy was a Quaker!!"
~Lindsey being quite random
:: kara 5:27 PM [+] ::
...

"The Diary of Imagination Frank"
~Leslie's suggestion for the Student Written Show's name
:: kara 5:26 PM [+] ::
...

"Mowing the lawn deteriorates dog poop. So, instead of being like, 'Ooh, gross. I just stepped in dog poop,' you can be like, 'I may have stepped in dog poop, but I don't know...' "
~Kit being funny at lunch
:: kara 5:25 PM [+] ::
...

"Taylor bit his toe!!"
~confusion after Taylor said he bit it, referring to hitting his toe
:: kara 5:24 PM [+] ::
...

"Scootch your bootch!!"
~Lauren's phrase that got made fun of
:: kara 5:23 PM [+] ::
...

*random monkey noises*
~Taylor being Abu... or was he Donald Duck?
*wink*
:: kara 5:20 PM [+] ::
...

"Whose-that-baby's-daddy Vision"
~Hilariousness during class
:: kara 6:21 PM [+] ::
...

"Holy cats... Batman!!"
~Amanda being silly at auditions
:: kara 6:20 PM [+] ::
...

"I'm on birth control!!"
~Kara not realizing how random that was
:: kara 6:20 PM [+] ::
...

"I can't read!! I need drugs!!"
~Leslie being totally random
:: kara 6:19 PM [+] ::
...

Jenny: "Sorry, I had to."
*plays high card*
*Kara throws down Ace*
Kara: "Sorry, I had to."
~Third winning phrase
:: kara 6:29 PM [+] ::
...

Jenny: "Go as high as you can."
*trying to get Terra to play high*
*Kara throws down Ace*
Kara: "Ooh, not high enough!!"
~Second winning phrase
:: kara 6:29 PM [+] ::
...

Terra: "Don't beat me."
*plays card*
*Kara throws down Ace*
Kara (on other team): "Oh, I will my friend. I will."
~First winning phrase during cards
:: kara 6:28 PM [+] ::
...

"I'm sorry!! I was trying to help the Game Warden get cookies!!"
~Kara being random
:: kara 6:27 PM [+] ::
...

"Go there Kyle!! Go there for the team!!"
~Kara trying to get Kyle to get Mr. Ronald out of Travis' pocket
:: kara 6:27 PM [+] ::
...

"Mr. Ronald?! I'm sorry Travis, I can't let you do that!!"
~Kyle trying to get Mr. Ronald back
:: kara 6:26 PM [+] ::
...

Kara: "Okay, I'm gonna say Nertz."
Katie: "Why?"
Kara: "...because I have one."
~Funny misunderstanding
:: kara 6:25 PM [+] ::
...

*Everyone tries to teach Ethan "Dude, totally"*
Ethan: "Dooode, Totawee"
~Ethan being SO cute
:: kara 6:24 PM [+] ::
...

"You so totally rock!!"
~Kara's adopted phrase
:: kara 6:23 PM [+] ::
...

"REPENT!! REPENT!!"
*Terra and Kyle run off into the forest*
*Morgan randomly runs between the trees*
~Hilariousness after a LONG day
:: kara 6:22 PM [+] ::
...

YEAH BAAL!!
*awkward silence*
~Kyle yelling a bit too loud during scene
:: kara 6:21 PM [+] ::
...

Terra: "He likes to be casually late..."
*moments later Morgan walks in*
Morgan: "Hey guys, I'm casually late"
~Silly part during skit
:: kara 6:20 PM [+] ::
...

Kid: "Jonah drowned in the water"
Kendra: "Do you mean to tell me that Jonah drowned in the water!?!"
~Funnyness during VBS
:: kara 6:19 PM [+] ::
...

*strange noise* LA LA LA LA LA!!!!
~Kara's random noise
:: kara 6:18 PM [+] ::
...

"I watched a movie last night...but I can't remember which one."
~Kara not realizing how random she was being
:: kara 6:17 PM [+] ::
...

"Robin Hood and Little John running through the forest...
...Oodalalee oodalalee golly what a day"
~The infamous song from Robin Hood
:: kara 5:26 PM [+] ::
...

"I love him in that 'get the heck out of my face' kind of way"
~Terra being silly
:: kara 5:24 PM [+] ::
...

"Back to the cats from whence you came!!"
~Kara throwing a hat covered in cat poop out the door
:: kara 5:24 PM [+] ::
...

"Do my homework...for me"
"Sign my cast...for me"
"Wipe my butt...for me"
"Chew my food...for me"
~Randomness in Spotlight

:: kara 5:36 PM [+] ::
...

"Like a Prayer"
~A song by Madonna which Leslie (AKA "Andrea") is infamous for...singing?
:: kara 5:29 PM [+] ::
...

*Taylor tries to fix Kara's truck seat*
Leslie: "Ooh, move over. I can kiss it and bang it!!"
*Leslie kisses and smacks the seat...nothing happens*
*Rachel points to Taylor's butt for no apparent reason*
Leslie: "Ooh, diss"
~Failed attempts on Kara's truck
:: kara 5:22 PM [+] ::
...

*Kara stops to get gas and a cop is at the next pump*
Leslie: "I'm thinking of buying my mom diamond earrings."
Rachel: "I'm going to buy my mom flowers after I finish my homework. It's hard to keep a 104.8 GPA while donating money to the humane society. Sometimes they make exceptions for me since my mom is homeless and dying."
Leslie: "I'm going to volunteer at the nursing home, and later on I'm heading off the the soup kitchens."
Kara: "...I fed the homeless yesterday..."
Rachel: "You probably saw my mom there."
Leslie: "Oprah asked me to be on her show and I saved all of what she gave me and gave it to the Leukemia Society."
Rachel: "I saved my allowance and gave it to my mom."
~Trying to be saintly at the gas station
:: kara 5:16 PM [+] ::
...

*Kara and Rachel in the run down costumes*
Alexis: "Aww, you two look like homeless children..."
Rachel: "Yeah, I have SARS and she has SIDS!!"
Kara: "SIDS and SARS and hearts and stars!! It's what we're full of. We're full of it!!"
~Randomness backstage
:: kara 5:04 PM [+] ::
...

*Moshing/Dancing/Spazing to Techno Remix songs*
~Fun times in the parking lot
:: kara 5:01 PM [+] ::
...

"I mooned you thrice!!"
~Erin after running around in the parking lot trying to moon everyone
:: kara 5:00 PM [+] ::
...

"Out comes the baby...be the baby..."
~Leslie trying to give Lamaze lessons to Kim
:: kara 4:58 PM [+] ::
...

*Guy in Jeep drives by*
Kara: "Was that guy hott?"
Rachel: "Yes!!"
Leslie: "Let's follow him!!"
*After circling him a couple of times in Wal-Mart*
Kara: "AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!" *slams on accelerator to get away*
Rachel: "AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!" *grabs steering wheel*
Kara: "EWW!! I KNOW THAT GUY!! IT'S Chr-Chr-CHRIS COOK!!"
Leslie, Rachel and Kara: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
~Scary times during the lunch break

:: kara 4:56 PM [+] ::
...

"Addicted"
~The song by Simple Plan that will NEVER be the same
:: kara 4:51 PM [+] ::
...

"Get in gear, yourself and come over"
"To eat you with, the better to all"
~Daniel's horrible lines in reverse...not in reverse
:: kara 7:06 PM [+] ::
...

*Kara lets Rachel sit in the floor of her truck after everyone else leaves her stranded and the truck is full*
*Cop drives by*
*Swany's hand immediately shoves Rachel's head down to avoid being caught by the "coppers"*
~Close call after the Children's Show
:: kara 7:04 PM [+] ::
...

"I like your booblies, they make me smile...downstairs!!"
~Leslie being hyper
:: kara 7:02 PM [+] ::
...

"You spin me right round baby, right round
Like a record baby, right round round round"
~Song that was stuck in our heads all day

:: kara 6:59 PM [+] ::
...

"Sometimes I say stupid things to purposely try and make it into the Journal of Jabber, but I never get in!!"
~Ryan being sad at lunch
:: kara 6:55 PM [+] ::
...

"The name's Lee...Love Lee"
~Leslie being funny at the party
:: kara 8:44 PM [+] ::
...

"Glow-in-the-dark, Strawberry Shortcake, Cookie Dough Condoments"
~Randomness at Bridgette's party
:: kara 8:44 PM [+] ::
...

"Dan you!!"
~Christine yelling "obscenities"
:: kara 8:41 PM [+] ::
...

"WHERE'S MY PROM!?!"
~Christine yelling at the traffic after the banquet
:: kara 8:40 PM [+] ::
...

"You're so funny, you're like...Boo Radley!!"
~Leslie being hilariously random at the banquet
:: kara 12:54 PM [+] ::
...

"I'm gonna use your face as a napkin..."
"I'm gonna use my teeth as biting devices..."
~Rachel trying to "diss" people at Spotlight Banquet
:: kara 12:54 PM [+] ::
...

"Karaoke and Mylanta"
~Sillyness from life
:: kara 3:34 PM [+] ::
...

"Helleh Helleh Helleh"
~Rachel's made-up term for anything inappropriate
:: kara 3:32 PM [+] ::
...

*Kali gets into Sumo Wrestling Position*
Kali: "HUH!! HUH!! Hu-Hu-Hu-Hu-Hu!!"
*Kali grabs Kara's butt*
~Randomness in Spotlight
:: kara 3:30 PM [+] ::
...

Chris: "Kara, where are your pants?"
*Kara looks down*
Kara: "...I'm wearing them."
~Memories from UIL rehearsal
:: kara 3:19 PM [+] ::
...

"They had to use forceps...that's probably why I'm a leftie"
~Randomness in the early morning
:: kara 3:17 PM [+] ::
...

"Eeh!! Aye!! Ooh!! Ugh!! Bleh!! Hagh!!"
~Kara after getting "stabbed" by Rachel's pencil
:: kara 3:14 PM [+] ::
...

"Splendor in the Lightbooth"
~New name of the show due to certain events
:: kara 3:10 PM [+] ::
...

"Alexis, you're not a scholar. You're a whore!!"
~Natalie during UIL rehearsal
:: kara 3:09 PM [+] ::
...

"FUUUUUUUDGE cookies!!"
~Randomness in Precalculus
:: kara 10:09 PM [+] ::
...

*Kara's radio messes up so Leslie fixes the problem*
Leslie: "There, I kissed it and banged it..."
Both: "NO!! NOT BANGED IT!!"
~Sillyness out driving
:: kara 10:09 PM [+] ::
...

Kara: "This is great...we're all high..."
Leslie: "...no we're not..."
~Randomness at Justine's party
:: kara 8:21 PM [+] ::
...

"Five, six, seventy-eight, eleventy, seventy, KISS!!"
~Natalie trying to direct the kissing
:: kara 8:10 PM [+] ::
...

"...teensy peensy..."
~Chris instead of saying "teensy weensy"
:: kara 8:08 PM [+] ::
...

"She tried to touch my 'tas!!' "
~Alexis after Kara hit her a little too close
:: kara 8:07 PM [+] ::
...

"Cosmetology?"
~Natalie trying to say "conjugal"
:: kara 8:06 PM [+] ::
...

Kara screams during play: "AHH!!"
During practice, Leslie yells back: "AAAAHHHH!!!!"
~Sillyness at practice
:: kara 8:05 PM [+] ::
...

"I like bunnies!!"
~Alexis adding in her own ad lib
:: kara 8:04 PM [+] ::
...

"I like to scream!!"
~Kara's random ad lib
:: kara 8:04 PM [+] ::
...

"Gotta go!! Gotta go!! Gotta go!!"
~Natalie running out to use the restroom
:: kara 8:03 PM [+] ::
...

"Kara's butt is a handful"
~Matt after spanking Kara's butt
:: kara 8:03 PM [+] ::
...

"Whoa, Matt just spanked my butt!!"
~Kara during practice
:: kara 8:02 PM [+] ::
...

Jeremy: "Then what exactly do you do in Heaven?"
Kara: "We all play BINGO!!"
~Randomness at lunch
:: kara 8:14 PM [+] ::
...

"I don't think I'm gonna eat you with Chili's breath...Uh, I mean kiss..."
~Chris messing up to Alexis
:: kara 8:12 PM [+] ::
...

"You're still gazing into her eyes...her EYES!!"
~Ms. Walker yelling when Chris stares at Alexis and her "tas"
:: kara 8:12 PM [+] ::
...

"OW!! That hurt!!"
~Alexis after bending back in half to kiss Chris
:: kara 8:10 PM [+] ::
...

"What's a good stripper name?"
"Ginger"
"Ah, yes...(sinister) Ginger..."
~Dan and Emily coming up with a new name for Leslie
:: kara 8:10 PM [+] ::
...

"Ad Lib, Ad Lib, Ad Lib"
~Kristin, Kara, Matt and others instead of actually ad libing
:: kara 8:09 PM [+] ::
...

"Where's my straw?"
~Ms. Walker after trying to drink, realizing people stole her straw
:: kara 8:08 PM [+] ::
...

"Kimosabi Robby!!"
~Leslie being random
:: kara 8:07 PM [+] ::
...

"Justine can't talk right now, she has a knife in her bra!!"
~Leslie on the phone
:: kara 9:20 PM [+] ::
...

"Why did Jeremy cross the road?"
~Randomness at lunch
:: kara 9:20 PM [+] ::
...

"The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead"
~Silly phrase from Christina
:: kara 9:20 PM [+] ::
...

"Mom, can I have a warm glass of traditional egg-nog, I mean BEER!!"
~Leslie being random
:: kara 9:19 PM [+] ::
...

Everyone: "Tune in next time to hear Mr. Lunt sing-"
Rachel: "-I drank engine oil!!"
~Randomness at Audition Workshop
:: kara 9:17 PM [+] ::
...

"Sequel Me!!"
~Rachel being random
:: kara 9:14 PM [+] ::
...

"Dang it, that boy is so hott it makes me want to cry!!"
~Kara stressing over a hot singer boy
:: kara 7:27 PM [+] ::
...

"Don't be a stranger now!!"
~Rachel being completely random
:: kara 7:26 PM [+] ::
...

"MIF1"
~Leslie's randomness
:: kara 7:24 PM [+] ::
...

*Leslie pretends to choke*
Kara: "Ooh, we can get Mop Boy to come give you mouth-to-mouth!!"
Leslie: Mouth-to-mouth? But I'm choking!!"
~More randomness at Johnny Carino's
:: kara 10:41 PM [+] ::
...

"I love you, Mop Boy!!"
"Go away, Broom Boy!!"
"Bar Boy is quite the cutie!!"
~Leslie and Kara at Johnny Carino's
:: kara 10:39 PM [+] ::
...

"Cheesa to Louisa..."
~Memories from Lisa
:: kara 10:37 PM [+] ::
...

"You're gonna make out, Make Out, MAKE OUT!!"
~Kara about Alexis with Taylor and Chris
:: kara 10:37 PM [+] ::
...

"I will stab you in the eye!!"
~Robby being random...and angry
:: kara 8:46 PM [+] ::
...

"Chris, these are my favorite tennis shoes. I would hate to lose one up your butt!!"
~Ms. Walker yelling at Chris
:: kara 8:45 PM [+] ::
...

Kara: "I'm gonna have leg spasms!!"
Ms. Walker: "You can't have leg spasms, you're dead!!"
~Randomness at practice
:: kara 8:45 PM [+] ::
...

"It's salivating, not foaming"
~Micah's critique during practice
:: kara 8:44 PM [+] ::
...

Ms. Walker: "Did you pinch him!?!"
Chris: "No...I loved him!!"
~Sillyness at practice
:: kara 8:43 PM [+] ::
...

"PASS THE LESLIE!!"
"PUT DOWN THE LESLIE!!"
~Kara and others passing Leslie around...and getting yelled at
:: kara 8:42 PM [+] ::
...

"It wasn't really nudity, it was more like nudity"
~Chris explaining the "goings on"
:: kara 8:41 PM [+] ::
...

"Christine!! You don't do that unless you're getting paid!!...or if you're with Kupe!!"
~Leslie yelling after Christine flashed people
:: kara 8:41 PM [+] ::
...

"Ring ring goes the phone, do you want to speak to Joan?"
~Hoover rapping during play practice
:: kara 8:40 PM [+] ::
...

"BUTTER!!"
"MARGARINE!!"
~Leslie, Rachel, etc. being random
:: kara 8:39 PM [+] ::
...

"DON'T YOU KNOW IT IS FORBIDDEN!?!"
~Kupe yelling in Chris's dream
:: kara 8:39 PM [+] ::
...

"...Fired, fired, FIRED, Fired, fired..."
~Matt being random
:: kara 8:37 PM [+] ::
...

"If you have to go pee, go do it now...go to the bathroom first, then pee!!"
~Ms. Walker at rehearsal
:: kara 8:36 PM [+] ::
...

"Hey Lumberjack Dan!!"
"I'm a Lumberjack and I'm okay, I work all night and I sleep all day..."
~Natalie making fun of Dan and his "Lumberjack" shirt
:: kara 8:36 PM [+] ::
...

Rachel: "Carry me!!"
Kara: "Okay, I'll carry you...across the threshold!!"
*Rachel jumps into Kara's arms as they walk out the door*
Rachel: "Bye everyone, I'm being carried across the threshold. I'm going to start a new life with Kara Count Karkaroff Cheese-and-bacon-berger!!"
~Rachel and Kara being ignored during Spotlight
:: kara 3:16 PM [+] ::
...

"We have a winn-" *Jonathan spews Dr. Pepper all over Rachel's leg and shoe*
~Rachel being spewed upon at cast party
:: kara 3:14 PM [+] ::
...

Original Line: "...this could be the turning point tonight..."
Leslie and Rachel's version:
Leslie: "...this could be the churning point tonight..."
Rachel: (at random times) "...butter ..."
~Leslie and Rachel making fun of scene...using butter
:: kara 3:13 PM [+] ::
...

"...and the moral of my life is: Don't drink twelve pounds of beer, because you might just end up a big fat drunk..."
~Leslie being Seabiscuit
:: kara 9:18 PM [+] ::
...

"JUMANJI!!"
~Leslie and Christine being random (soon joined by others)
:: kara 9:13 PM [+] ::
...

"...hey Jude, don't make it bad..."
~Kara and Rachel singing to Micah
:: kara 9:13 PM [+] ::
...

Taco Bell Guy: "Would you like to try one of our taco burritos today?"
Leslie: "Ya know I WOULDN'T!!"
~Sillyness at Taco Bell
:: kara 4:41 PM [+] ::
...

"I like Jews, and belts...and ME!!"
~Leslie and her random impression
:: kara 4:40 PM [+] ::
...

*Kara pokes Rachel lightly*
Rachel (screaming): "LAH!!!!!!!"
~More randomness in English class
:: kara 6:27 PM [+] ::
...

Ms. Roffino: "And where was Pearl at this time?"
Rachel: "On her mother's bosom. 'Oh Motha, how I long for your comforting maternal bosom...MMAMA!!"
~Rachel being silly in English Class
:: kara 6:26 PM [+] ::
...

"The wicked witch is dead, she fell out of her bed. She hit the ground and made a sound...and then she turned all red!!"
~Kara and Rachel singing randomly in English class
:: kara 6:25 PM [+] ::
...

"...and angels barf and dragon's bubble..."
~Rachel trying to continue song
:: kara 6:20 PM [+] ::
...

"What CD is this you've laid to rest, on Jeremy's lap is sleeping..."
~Leslie singing on New Year's Eve
:: kara 6:20 PM [+] ::
...

"You're old...you've got a foul mouth...and I love you"
~Rachel's dad talking to the dog
:: kara 5:17 PM [+] ::
...

Rachel: "There's safety in numbers."
Jeremy: "Yeah, the drunks can hit us if we're all together."
~Sillyness at Rachel's house on New Year's Eve
:: kara 5:16 PM [+] ::
...

"Did you not think that was great? DID YOU NOT THINK THAT WAS GREAT!?!"
~Rachel making fun of Seabiscuit
:: kara 5:53 PM [+] ::
...

"AWAY TO ME FLY!! AWAY TO ME FLY!! FLY AWAY, FLY AWAY!! FLY FLY AWAY!!"
~Kara screaming for no reason
:: kara 5:50 PM [+] ::
...

"I'll let Taylor tell me whether you're good or not"
~Mr. Woodard on kissing Kristin
:: kara 5:49 PM [+] ::
...

"Kara, there's four guys that I just want to scream at and go, 'YOU'RE SO WEIRD!!' "
~Leslie over the phone
:: kara 5:46 PM [+] ::
...

"The Wrath of the Ladle!!"
~Kara's legendary Wrath
:: kara 2:36 PM [+] ::
...

"Make me an emo hamburger with extra tears on top!!"
~Leslie being random
:: kara 2:36 PM [+] ::
...

"...and they were like, 'no comprendo, me el sexo.' And I was like, 'Mmm Hmm, you speak my language!!' "
~Leslie making fun of Seabiscuit
:: kara 2:35 PM [+] ::
...

"Let's play Spinning Suzy!!"
~Leslie at lunch
:: kara 2:33 PM [+] ::
...

Leslie: "So, will I see you again?"
Kara: "I don't know...will you? HEEEEEH" *cringes arms up*
~Kara's impression of Corruption Boy
:: kara 2:13 PM [+] ::
...

"We do NOT do such things!!"
~Randomness at practice
:: kara 2:12 PM [+] ::
...

"hey Lung Capacity...guess what!!"
"Broken eyelash...Tom"
"WATER METER PETER!!!!"
~Rachel being random in online conversation
:: kara 5:29 PM [+] ::
...

"Part 2: My Birth: When I was born, I came out!! But, they tried to shove me back in, 'cause they didn't like me too much. I was real UGLY, you see...come to think of it, I still am!!"
~Leslie making fun of Seabiscuit
:: kara 5:21 PM [+] ::
...

"OOh, de me cinco!!" (Oh, give me five!! --as in a high five)
"Cha-ching!!"
~Spanish teacher's favorite and most used phrases
:: kara 5:57 PM [+] ::
...

Leslie: "What do you want for Christmas, you little toilet!?!"
Rachel: "But Santa, I'm Jewish--"
Leslie: "SHUT UP!!"
~Randomness in Spotlight
:: kara 5:31 PM [+] ::
...

"...well for pity's steaks...oops, I did it again!! I keep saying steaks!!"
~Christine in practice
:: kara 5:28 PM [+] ::
...

"I think they just pulled over for a sex"
"No wait, no...sec!! Not sex!! Sec!!"
~Leslie's slip-up in online conversation
:: kara 5:27 PM [+] ::
...

*Kara points a "gun" (finger) at Leslie through her jacket*
Leslie: (in a New York accent) "Sully, Sully what are you doing?"
"Sully, I already gave you everything, I swear!!"
*Kara inches forward with an odd expression on her face*
"Sully, why are you looking at me like that, Sully?"
"You've got that crazed look in your eyes, Sully."
~Randomness in Spotlight
:: kara 5:25 PM [+] ::
...

Alia: "I don't want to go to English."
Rachel: "I don't want to go to [heck]."
Leslie: "I do, cuz I want to dance with the Devil. I bet he's hott!!"
~Randomness at lunch
:: kara 6:34 PM [+] ::
...

"Dobby must strip for money..."
~Leslie making fun of Dobby
:: kara 6:34 PM [+] ::
...

"Benjamin Franklin...Mama Cass...Teddy Bear..."
~Leslie being hilariously random
:: kara 6:31 PM [+] ::
...

"Hey, wouldn't that be funny if they made a chocolate flavored Tootsie Roll!?!"
~A cousin being silly
:: kara 7:22 PM [+] ::
...

"WHAT? Are you calling me a 'geezer getter?' "
~Kara being silly
:: kara 10:59 AM [+] ::
...

"Moulin Rouge...SUCKS!!"
~untrue statement sung by the boys at cast party
:: kara 10:58 AM [+] ::
...

"You love me like a donkey..."
~Leslie being random
:: kara 7:12 AM [+] ::
...

"Wow, you're like high and low at the same time!!"
~Kara being random at cast party
:: kara 7:10 AM [+] ::
...

"Sean, you might want to use something NOT skin colored..."
~Ryan as Sean tries to draw on Kali's arm
:: kara 9:01 PM [+] ::
...

"We're gonna die!!...We need the soup MAN!! We need the bloody soup!!"
~Amanda and Kali being random
:: kara 9:00 PM [+] ::
...

"ButterFLIES!!"
~Sean and his voice cracking
:: kara 8:57 PM [+] ::
...

"I think if you got like sixty people to pop lids at the same time, the whole world might bust a cap!!"
~Amanda and Kara
:: kara 9:02 PM [+] ::
...

"Throw the blanket!!...Turn off the lights!!"
~The Crew
:: kara 9:01 PM [+] ::
...

"MAKING ME SICK!!!!"
~Kara being sickened by the flirtatiousness
:: kara 9:00 PM [+] ::
...

"Lip...stick"
~Kali being silly
:: kara 8:59 PM [+] ::
...

"There are too many uterii in this room"
~Kristin being random
:: kara 8:58 PM [+] ::
...

"Now you can say you have Harry Potter in your pants!!"
~Leslie about Taylor's boxers...
:: kara 8:58 PM [+] ::
...

"You've got Batman sucking on your feet..."
~Amanda about Taylor's slippers
:: kara 8:53 PM [+] ::
...

"WAAAAHH!!"
~Kristin sounding like Lucy Ricardo
:: kara 8:16 PM [+] ::
...

"When the table's a'rockin', don't come and sit on it"
~Amanda being random
:: kara 5:25 PM [+] ::
...

"I have A.D.D., I have to have somebody!!"
~Kali being lonely
:: kara 5:24 PM [+] ::
...

"...Mm candy!! Mm boy!!"
~Kara in Student Written Show and beyond
:: kara 5:24 PM [+] ::
...

Original line: Blake says: "...come over early and we'll have some buttermilk before we go."
Blake actually says: "...come over early and we'll have a butterscotch before we go."
:: kara 8:35 PM [+] ::
...

Original lines: Kristin says: "What do they put in Uzus anyway?"
Blake says: "I think it's starch..."
Blake actually says: "I think it's liquor..."
:: kara 8:33 PM [+] ::
...

"Wow Hoover, you've lost a lot of weight...how'd you do it?"
"I stopped having thirds."
"Third what?"
"...helpings."
~Hoover's dieting highlights
:: kara 8:29 PM [+] ::
...

"God bless us, everyone."
~Blake sounding and looking exactly like Tiny Tim
:: kara 7:35 PM [+] ::
...

"My bonnie lies over the ocean, my bonnie lies over the sea..."
~Kara and Rachel singing...again
:: kara 7:34 PM [+] ::
...

"Blake!! I just poured water down the sink!!"
~Kristin after pouring water...down a fake set sink
:: kara 7:33 PM [+] ::
...

"I call my dad Walter...that's not even his name..."
~Traci being random at play practice
:: kara 7:32 PM [+] ::
...

"Oh mister sun, sun, mister golden sun, please shine down on me!!"
~Kara and Rachel singing in English class
:: kara 7:31 PM [+] ::
...

"Hicapey!!"
~Kara and her randomness
:: kara 7:30 PM [+] ::
...

"Hey, did you know that a bear..."
~Natalie being hilariously hyper
:: kara 6:39 PM [+] ::
...

"SILVERHAWK!!!!!!!!"
~Kara being hyper
:: kara 6:38 PM [+] ::
...

"::quivers::
::bursts into sobbing::
::curls up in the corner and rocks back and forth::
REJECTION...REJECTION...OOOOHHH
I can't take it, my heart and soul are crushed.
::runs around in circles waving arms:: waaah waaah"
~Rachel after hearing that she is hated

:: kara 6:36 PM [+] ::
...

"Wow, I really did turn you into stone...I'm impressed, yet slightly saddened"
~Herg after awkward silence
:: kara 6:34 PM [+] ::
...

"Blake IS a woman..."
~Kara's statement of fact
:: kara 9:16 PM [+] ::
...

N/A: "Amanda, if I were to become a lesbian and you were to become a lesbian, we should TOTALLY hook up!!"
Amanda: "Wow, if I had a dime for every time I heard that...I would have a dime..."
~Hyperness at Starbucks
:: kara 9:15 PM [+] ::
...

*Kara and Leslie lean in to "kiss"*
"Whoa!! Whoa!! I didn't even see you there!!"
*They run away from each other*
~Kara and Leslie being random during play practice
:: kara 8:32 PM [+] ::
...

"Taylor pinched Blake on his booboo!!"
~Leslie yelling after Taylor pinched Blake
:: kara 8:32 PM [+] ::
...

"La lee oga poo choo monkey brains!!"
~Kara being random
:: kara 8:29 PM [+] ::
...

Phillip: "Rachel, did you just fart?"
Rachel: "Yes, yes I did."
~Rachel being confused in English class
:: kara 8:28 PM [+] ::
...

"I like wiener dogs because they eat wiener bread...and they chase wiener cats"
~Rachel (with help from Kara)
:: kara 8:27 PM [+] ::
...

"So long my little humpkin"
~Kara saying bye to Rachel online
:: kara 8:27 PM [+] ::
...

"Really big quarters unite juggling farquads to bring elephants power"
~Leslie, Kara and Taylor studying for history
:: kara 7:05 PM [+] ::
...

"::Hits elf:: Bad Rachel! Bad Rachel!"
"Oops, *Hits self* lolol hits elf!!"
"I'm an elf, I'm an elf!! ::flaps arms::"
~Rachel in online conversation
:: kara 5:59 PM [+] ::
...

"I'm a dirty old man!!"
~Kara during play practice
:: kara 5:21 PM [+] ::
...

"If I were a piece of furniture, I would be my dog."
~Kara being random on character analysis
5 MINUTES LATER...
"Kara, you're dog isn't a piece of furniture."
~Zach being confused
:: kara 5:20 PM [+] ::
...

"If I were a fabric...I would be 95% spandex, 2.5% polyurethane and 2.5% love!!"
~Leslie (with help from Rachel) for character analysis
:: kara 5:18 PM [+] ::
...

"Show me that smile again..."
~Kara and Rachel singing to each other in English
:: kara 5:14 PM [+] ::
...

"I'm glad to see you're not 'doncing' again..."
~Taylor sounding Russian
:: kara 8:49 PM [+] ::
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"Now I want some real answers, intelligent answers, believable answers, and some answers that don't make me LAUGH!!"
~Taylor's voice cracking during a show
:: kara 8:48 PM [+] ::
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"I'm a tree hugger that likes paper!!"
~Rachel...not making any sense
:: kara 1:30 PM [+] ::
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"I love your handwriting. It makes me la-augh!!" *boom*
~Rachel being random...and then hitting her head against the wall
:: kara 1:30 PM [+] ::
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"So long my little humpkin"
~Kara being random...again
:: kara 9:36 PM [+] ::
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"Justin, do you remember anything from freshman year? Anything? Anything at all? Ya don't? Awe, that's too bad..."
~Rachel getting angry during English class
:: kara 9:35 PM [+] ::
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"The Lion King...[censored]"
~Leslie during a commercial at the movies
:: kara 2:33 PM [+] ::
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"There are no cats in America and the streets are paved with che-heese..."
~Leslie singing during class
:: kara 2:25 PM [+] ::
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"Frolicking in the garden of Cajun Catfish"
~Bryant at Cajun Catfish
:: kara 2:24 PM [+] ::
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Original Line: Kristin says, "Hey, how about a game of ping-pong? We can play doubles"
Kristin actually says, "Hey, how about a game of tennis?"
Blake recovers, "Well, tennis is good, but I think ping-pong may be better for our hands"
:: kara 6:13 PM [+] ::
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"Suck a muffin" and "CRAMMIT!!"
~Kara's most common random quotes
:: kara 6:11 PM [+] ::
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"Hot Liquor"
~Blake instead of saying "Flaming Brandy"
:: kara 5:50 PM [+] ::
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"Tickle Tickle Tickle TICKLE TICKLE!!!!"
~Blake, angry because he had to stop eating
:: kara 5:50 PM [+] ::
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"There's too many 'P' names...pee pee pee everywhere!!"
~Rachel while reading "The Crucible"
:: kara 10:56 AM [+] ::
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"Look, I'm a Bear Rug!!"
~Kara as she lays down on stage and proceeds to become a "bear rug"
:: kara 10:55 AM [+] ::
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"I didn't eat the bubble, I popped it...and then I put my finger in my mouth..."
~Blake being silly
:: kara 10:53 AM [+] ::
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"You don't own me..."
~Kara and her dance
:: kara 10:49 AM [+] ::
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"Blake waves here with a broad continental smile, then proceeds to fall off the roof only to be pulled up by wires, all the while resembling Peter Pan on rat poison and says "just kidding!!" Then he sprinkles snow out of a grotesque leather pouch, and faintly flies away, mumbling, "Merrrry Christmas" like the little farquad he is"
~Leslie's writing during play practice
:: kara 10:28 AM [+] ::
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"If you weren't a girl, I'd kiss you!!"
~Kara being random
:: kara 1:51 PM [+] ::
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"I'm sorry...I giggled...hi"
~Rachel after giggling in the middle of class
:: kara 1:51 PM [+] ::
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"You have to have a foot in the mouth margin of stupidity"
~Ms. Walker's advice on boys
:: kara 1:50 PM [+] ::
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"Look, NOTHING!!"
~Leslie impersonating Dr. Phil
:: kara 1:49 PM [+] ::
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"I hate this line. I hate my life"
~Kupe everytime he messes up
:: kara 1:46 PM [+] ::
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"Right in the middle of History Class, I began to feel sexy"
~Kara making fun of line
:: kara 1:45 PM [+] ::
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"Okay Taylor, you're coming out of the closet"
~Ms. Walker during play practice
:: kara 1:43 PM [+] ::
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